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Driving home I thought out a little ditty and figured I’d share. Damn toilet paper you’ve become so hard to find, but we keep searching as we need a clean behind. My frustration has reached its limit, and I think the shortage is just one huge gimmick. But I’ll have to keep looking because notContinue reading “Ode To The Toilet Paper”

I read an article at lunch today and really wanted to share it with you. It adds some levity to all this pandemic craziness in the news every day. A Virginia restaurant took social distancing to a whole new and hilarious level. They feel like with all the craziness going on that people want toContinue reading “A Whole New Twist on Dining Out”

Someone asked me today, what’s the dumbest thing you ever told your kids? We all know Slightly doesn’t say dumb things, so I thought back to my parents. What things did they tell me growing up that I realize now not only made no sense, but were complete crap? I am sure there were moreContinue reading “Dumbest Things Parents Tell Kids”

I was glad to see Chevy, then Ford, bring back back some of the older car models we always referred to as muscle cars. The Challenger, Camaro, Mustang, etc. Those were the “cool” guys cars. Every guy wanted to own one and every girl wanted to date the guy that owned one. I can onlyContinue reading “Sad Return Of The Muscle Cars”

If you are driving 40 in a 50 zone or worse yet, 20 in a 30 zone, that is certainly your choice. You likely think you’re a safe driver. Truth is, you’re a traffic hazard. I personally think you’re a total dick that should pull over and let the back up you’ve created pass, butContinue reading “Why The Finger?”

I promise it’s my last blog of the day but sometimes my ideas, thoughts and internal questions come in epic flows. Hence the name of my blog. Today it’s an interesting question from a reader. She heard a local sheriff advising on social media that most agencies during Covid 19 will not be responding toContinue reading “LEGAL QUESTION”

Ok ladies tell me I’m wrong. I know a man invented this. You ladies are too smart to think up something this crazy. I ran across a link for a Babypod. What is this you might ask. Well being bored at lunch, I wondered the same thing. I know we give kids Ipads but areContinue reading “YOU KNOW A MAN INVENTED THIS”

I swear today must be a day for stupid things to pop up on my google feed. Today I get an advertisement for vegan cat food. Exactly what dumbass invented this? Better question is what moron buys it for their cat? Cats are carnivores. Meaning they are physically designed to eat meat. Their bodies requireContinue reading “VEGAN CAT FOOD”

As you know I’ve tried to keep Covid 19 out of my blog but sometimes you hear something so obviously ignorant, you can’t ignore it. Seven states have demanded everyone wear a mask in public beginning in April. Some even require businesses to refuse customers and employees to come in without them. What makes itContinue reading “WHO ARE THEY KIDDING!”

Ok I have heard it all. As you know I scour the news looking for new and exciting things to chat with you about. I love you all and want to keep you informed. Well after today, you might be too informed. So, I ran across an article about a 32 year old mother, IContinue reading “TO SWALLOW OR NOT SWALLOW”